You have been warned
Idk my relationship with my siblings is always either “yo I’ll help you hide the body” or “do not even breathe in my direction” there is no in between.
Accuracy, this post has it.
- School benefits for being married
- Work benefits for being married
- Phone plan benefits for being married
- Insurance benefits for being married
- Tax benefits for being married
THE WORLD IS SAYING, “FUCK YOU AND YOUR LACK OF A RELATIONSHIP.”
at my wedding, I want 9 people dressed up as the members of the fellowship of the ring to attend and halfway through the vows they stand up and start arguing until the one dressed up as Frodo shouts “I will do it, I will take the ring to the bride!”
then it just falls silent as he slowly brings me the Ring of Power
DOWN DOWN DOWN